So me and my boyfriend are at this swingers party. We had a nice evening and clicked with about 3 other couples. We are all downstairs in the hotel in the ball room getting sloshed, dancing, stripping and telling stories and then around 0140 we all go up to the 3^rd floor where party room is and where all the swingers have rooms. So we are all having fun in our rooms playing. We where finished playing in this one couples room and thought we would take a stroll down the hallway. Lots of couples hang out naked or half naked in the hallways after and chat. Well seems like there are always about 3 or 4 single men that supposedly got “sponsored” then left in the hallway. They all stand out there like they are waiting to see if a couple will let them come in and clean up on any cream pies or maybe get to fuck one of the wives. So we are all chatting and this young 22 year old Hispanic guy was standing there. One of the men was talking to him slowly pursing his lips as to try to help him understand what he was saying. So I just assumed he was fresh from Mexico. It tickled me that he just got here and didn’t know English yet but already found himself a group of swingers to let him on the 3^rd floor and play with couples. I was actually quite impressed. So being the smart ass I am, I look at him and said, “LOL, you can’t speak English you but you sure the hell know pussy!” He laughed back and said “PUSSY” and smiled then walked off. One of the guys standing next to me leaned over and said, uh, he’s American, he’s just def.  When he said that I just put my head down and said, “okay, I’ll go crawl under my rock now”.  Seems I have a natural ability to be a condescending bitch and I really don’t try to be mean. It’s like I have Tourette’s or something.